men i should be with

Like so many girls, I always go for the WRONG men, like chris farley (dead) or Ban Kee Moon (Short)

here are some men i deserve to be with and their best qualities

1. barack obama (smart, sexy, kind of famous)
2. elmo (fuzzy)
3. brad pitt (bearded)
4. khloe kardashian (chiselled)

out with the frogs, in with the princes (or less slimy frogs)

HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!! OMG! That sounds Japanese! Haha! Omg how am I still SINGLE? Welcome to my blOg tho, where YOU can help ME figure out how someone so funny, sexy, easy and SEXY could still be alone! I'm 22! My people are indigenous to New Jersey and can get married WHENEVER they want if they're pregnant! And not early stage pregnant but FAT pregnant! Three strikes against them! Fat, pregnant, and from New Jersey! It's a LASAGNA of adversity!